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Funniest Dirty Pig Jokes

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You're so ugly, your pet name is Scooby-Doo. Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? I trust you to put this in my coffin when I die so I can take all my money with me. Yo mama so ugly she invented blind dates. You're so ugly, you can sink your face in dough and make monster cookies. All of heaven's denizens attended, and a good time was had by all. Yo mama so ugly she does not have to pay the rent because the landlord always walks away Yo mama so ugly when she cries tears roll down her head backward to avoid her face your momma so ugly, I once heard her lipstick scream Yo mamma is so ugly, blob fish are even cuter then her! It's against my beliefs to sleep with a cow. A: A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.

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He had long tended the late farmer's cows, and believed they would his when the farmer died. He spends all day shagging the pigs, and, upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed. And the list went on for quite awhile. She starts to run her fingers through his hair and asks to speak to the manager. Craps, blackjack, horse races; you name it.

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Eli's Dirty Jokes

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He was going to move to Anchorage! Researchers are at a loss to explain the results. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested. You're so ugly, you have to sneak up on your mirror. A: Stick his bill up his ass. As he drove, more and more pigs joined in and followed him. At the local general store he saw the town's lawyers gathered around the potbellied stove. As he got out, a truck came along, too close to the curb, and completely tore off the driver's door of the Lexus.


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My wife is so ugly... : Jokes

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Q: What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer? Do you have any idea how long it'll take us to find a lawyer? He came to a bridge over a river deep in a gorge, stopped, rolled down his window, threw the brass pig over the side, and sped off. Later that day Carlson came back to the judge who had presided at the hearing. Why do women have 2% more brains then a cow? You can negotiate with a terrorist. A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. Smith, you've told us all about your injuries. I would be loath to speak ill of any person who I do not know deserves it, but I am afraid he is an attorney.

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Best ugly jokes ever

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You're so ugly, you have to sneak up on your mirror. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? What's the difference between pink and purple? What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter? Yo Mama so ugly when she puts makeup on she is even uglier! They cam upon an open stretch of country and noticed a hangman's noose dangling from a tree, solemnly waving in the breeze. This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes? On the way, they passed a palatial suite, where the minister saw a crooked lawyer he had known, and the crooked lawyer was making love to a beautiful woman. A: Three, One to climb the ladder. Can I now have my ounce of Demerol? A guy goes to the store to buy condoms.

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Mean Jokes (Yo mama and You're so ugly)

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Yo mama so ugly she scared the shit out of the toilet Yo Mama So Ugly, she's the reason Slenderman has no eyes. They both irritate the shit out of you. The 3rd is an attorney who died after practicing law for 30 years. You can have the duck. It should be opened when she brings it. Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.


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Dirty jokes

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Yo mama's face could make The Pillsbury Dough boy hop back into the cardboard tube! His second kick nearly wiped the man's nose off his face. He drags her to shore and brings her into his hut and slowly nurses her back to health. A: To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins. What's the difference between a whore and a bitch? Well, they had a splendid time in the country - rising early and living in the great outdoors. I don't know how I can ever repay you.


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A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married twelve times. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight. The only request is that I play topless as I have found that this provides me the most luck at winning. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. They simply couldn't stay married to one another. A1: It only takes one lawyer to change your light bulb to his light bulb. Yo mama so ugly, when the Grinch came to steal Christmas, he left the wrapping paper and put it on her face.

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