Want to see with these posts? Then, squat over her face and carefully place your shit hole on her lips. It gives them a nice view without all the messy cleanup. There's a now-infamous pegging scene in a Broad City episode that recently repopularized the term. I know you've got some fat girlfriends to help you out. I hope she lets me beat tonight. Last edited on Mar 03 2013.
The Flying Camel A personal favorite. A bit of crumpet 2. This definition is questionable and is pending deletion. Praying with the knees upwards 265. Not everyone squirts, and among those who do, some squirt from clitoral stimulation and some squirt from G-spot stimulation that is, stimulation of the sensitive front wall of the vagina. What is considered edge play differs from person to person, as we all have our own boundaries and limits. Not recommended with large women.
Making a magical sandwich 194. Therefore you must gnaw off your own arm to get out of the situation. As with most of these acts it hard to see the appeal, but obviously some people care enough to have defined them — who knows how many people if any are giving their partners a monkey face behind closed doors! Our forum rules are detailed in the. The Ram When attacking from behind, you start ramming her head against the wall in a rhythmic motion. Then you and your buddies form a tight circle around the food item and proceed to jerk off all over it.
Opening the gates of Mordor 226. Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwich Shit on a woman's snatch during menstruation. Weird, but it kind of makes sense, seeing as women tend to have curvy bodies. Who would ever do this: The Concoction First, ejaculate all over the floor. What do I do if I see a post that breaks the rules? If you weren't quite sure of what that particular word's definition is — or you're unclear on terms like felching, docking, or queening, for that matter — I've written a near-comprehensive guide.
Missionary work: this is not one of those religious treks where you attempt to convert people to your beliefs. You then proceed to fuck the couch as if it were a woman. Bear Claw A synonym for extremely large pussy lips. Brown Necktie You're about halfway through ass-wrecking a chick, and instead of filling up her keister with your demonseed, you pull out and proceed to tittie fuck her, leaving a brown streak between the funbags. Last edited on Jan 18 2000. The Concoction First, ejaculate all over the floor.
Applies to butt pirates as well. Have a look around, and enjoy! She then mounts your Frankenstein and proceeds to get electrofucked. Maybe it's all in the way the guy swings them? Doing the dirty deed 88. It is when one person asks another person out and they enjoy some time together talking, laughing, sharing stories about themselves and their lives. Last edited on Mar 22 2011.
Playing dungeons and dragons 245. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. This move can be a little tricky if you have not done it before, so be sure to use lots of lubrication with any anal play. Blitzkrieg mit dem fleischgewehr 30. When we got to that party it was beat.
Thus eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else, from someone else. Not recommended with large women. It really just means checking in post-sex, and if anything did happen that one or all parties felt weird about, making sure it doesn't happen the next time. Swimmer's Ear When a girl is giving you a good sucking and right before you erupt, you remove yourself from her mouth, place your purple head in her ear, and fill her ear with some sweet love seed. The Popcorn Trick First, take your girlfriend to the cinemas, for a nice romantic date.