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Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been running through my mind all day. Did you know that Irish people sweat whiskey? I got a special care pkg. Add audio of your favorite song, or weird sound effects, for added fun. I have never had this much fun since my last flash dance festival 42. Right now I am wearing tropical ice skates along with a name brand poncho made out of duct tape,velvet framed goggles made with diffraction grating film lens, a transparent kilt, and a florescent diaper around my head that blinks and meows whenever a cow moos. Guess what, I am broke.
When I grow up I will like to become a human being. I lost my necklace and dignity in the river. Talk to the little man on your shoulder in public, preferably when you're near the elderly. We just landed in Hawaii. I have sass coming out of my ass 81.
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The usual small talk is helpful when you're absolutely desperate, but it seldom makes for memorable conversations. Revisit old memories by reading your diary written by your younger self. If you could have one wish, what would it be? How dare you tempt me with those bolgarious schemes 19. When you touch me, I feel like I can fly. They hold no meaning in that moment, and that is what makes them funny. Quick find the source of the lights! To create this article, 33 people, some anonymous, worked to edit and improve it over time. You support me, like a bra.
V and remote as same as your neighbors and go outside changing the channels. Go poop some goop or poop some goop, and you can even bring the whole troop along to go poop in a group in a place that's called a public restroom. Funny Things To Say Randomly 61. People like talking about themselves more than you think. Mommy always told me I would be prom King queen 97.
The last thing I said is false. At your school, go into the classroom closet and stay there for the entire class period making strange noises every now and then. It is highly rewarding and is best done stark naked. This is a random article about funny random things that you can say. Even if you're bored, it doesn't mean that you have to let the other person know. One thing you should keep in mind is that there should be a balance to the conversation.
I want to be able to make conversational leaps. I hope you know how much I adore you. I am so tired I need to be arrested. Some list may be way harder than other. Like a weird neighbor, stalkers are there! My brain is swollen 59. Running in place gets you nowhere, fast! I know you'll rock it! I want to touch you. Start rolling around on the floor.