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~William Osler The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it. ~John Barrymore It is not economical to go to bed early to save candles if the result is twins. ~Harlan Ellison Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable. Freddy, what I am saying is: know your limitations. I didn't expect that after everything that happened. Freddy, what I am saying is: know your limitations.

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Dirty Pick Up Lines Quotes, Quotations & Sayings 2019

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~Butch Hancock To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals. ~John Waters For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. ~Zsa Zsa Gabor Desire is in men a hunger, in women only an appetite. ~Mark Twain What is commonly called love, namely the desire of satisfying a voracious appetite with a certain quantity of delicate white human flesh. ~George Burns It is not sex that gives the pleasure but the lover.

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We just wake up and we want you. ~Jayne Mansfield I'm all for bringing back the birch, but only between consenting adults. Dirty quotes give your relationship a little spice… whether it is already spiced up or requires a little nudge. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960 Conservatives say teaching sex education in the public schools will promote promiscuity. Can you explain that to me? ~Elizabeth Taylor When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave. If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't! Fortunately, I discovered that taste and style were commodities that people desired. ~Swami X Men get laid, but women get screwed.

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Yeats Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off. ~Louise Sammons Men wake up aroused in the morning. . Throttle it, denaturalize it, take it away, and human existence would be reduced to the prosaic, laborious, boresome, imbecile level of life in an anthill. ~Colin Ward, Anarchy in Action To know the difference between erotica and pornography you must first know the difference between naked and nude. ~Alexander Woollcott My cock don't talk politics. You drink till you're blind with rage.

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Then it dawned on me, upon first seeing the film Dirty Rotten Scoundrels and hearing Lawrence Jamieson Michael Caine utter these words: Freddy, as a younger man, I was a sculptor, a painter, and a musician. ~Norman Mailer 1923—2007 Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography. As a matter of fact, I was dreadful. ~Woody Allen Against diseases here the strongest fence Is the defensive vertue, abstinence. ~Woody Allen Don't knock masturbation — it's sex with someone I love. All types of dirty quotes are available here.


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There was just one problem: I wasn't very good. We all have our limitations, Freddy. Perelman A million million spermatozoa, All of them alive: Out of their cataclysm but one poor Noah Dare hope to survive. ~Jay Leno Sex is not the answer. ~David Lodge, The British Museum Is Falling Down, 1965 Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. Somerset Maugham, The Moon and Sixpence, 1919 Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

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Dirty Pick Up Lines Quotes, Quotations & Sayings 2019

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Rather one should make concerted efforts to please the other person, show your love, and regard for the other person. ~Author Unknown Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. ~Groucho Marx Sex is emotion in motion. ~Isabel Allende Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960 The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain, involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions.

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So, if you feel like you are in need of spice, check out our 37 Dirty Quotes for Her and Him with Images and learn a few punches you can throw at your lover, tonight, perhaps! ~Gore Vidal Older women are best because they always think they may be doing it for the last time. There was on his face a strange look, and I thought that so might a man look when he had died under the torture. ~Thomas Szasz We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. Edgar Hoover, attributed Pornography is the attempt to insult sex, to do dirt on it. ~Robert Byrne, quoted in 1,911 Best Things Anybody Ever Said, 1988 The tragedy of sexual intercourse is the perpetual virginity of the soul.

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